Analogous Sports..

These are the sports that we can relate to the happenings around us.
My train of thoughts on analogy presents me with one more blog......

1. BULL FIGHTING.
The Venue, the Stock Market building on dalal Street. Played by
Men in Bush Shirts. Plenty of blood and Gore. The Richest
Matador ------- a certain H. MEHTA.

2. OBSTACLE RACE.
Created and jointly by the BMC, MTNL, BEST, RTO, the Ration Card
Office and every other Government Body.
Cannot be won by anyone.

3. SQUASH.
A Life and Death, survival of the Fittest, First come Last out,
Last in first out , serve game played on Local Trains . Especially
Hectic when going anywhere anytime.

4. MUSICAL CHAIRS.
A Political game. Very popular among Parties all over. No
Music required. Only Seats.

5. DODGE’ EM CARS.
No more an indoor game for Children. Now an outdoor game played by adults behaving like children on the Roads of Bombay.

6. TU TU .
Not to be confused with the Rustic and Energetic ‘Hu Tu Tu’.
In this static sport the Player bends over and Clears his Throat.
Renowned the world over, for this Sport.

7. PASSING THE PARCEL
A two Player Indoor game.Usually Played under a Table.
Very quick Sleight of hand. Both Players sit down.

The Parcel is passed and the Two Players leave. Game over.
The Results happen elsewhere.

We are still a developing Country?