exam flames

always wanted to imagine and write about this scene. the reactions of various people in the exam room, on the first glance of an examination question paper.

in my other bizzaro (a.k.a. perfect) world, these lines happen. but in our this world, people constrain themselves.

I wrote some lines in my bizzaro world, on how people constrain themselves here. hence some lines here, on how people let go there.

he smiled, he shot through all Qs,

she beamed, child’s play were Qs;

that’s an insane pair, in the room,

sane rest of them, why? read on!

as he banged his head on the desk,

bloody Qs, literally turning into on;

she let her cat, claw the whole paper

shredder-precision, piece of wrapper.

as he got up and left on first glance

tossing a 3 pointer of the Qs, the bin;

she set the paper on fire, in flames;

and more, she stamped on the ashes!

he attached it to the grenade pin, tact!

and flinged it on someone's head, aim!

she went crazy looking at the Qs, bad!

monkey danced and collapsed, score!

as he rocketed the Qs out of the window

followed suit, jumped out of the window;

she blew a hole in the paper, smoking!

blasted the paper, desk and the footing.

as he yelled as loudly as he could, blast!

the Qs burst to pieces, ‘n 2 vocal cords;

she brought her bulldog to pee on the Qs

‘n lent it, to chew the papers, whole row.

he got up, ran and hit the walls blindly,

round and round, knocked every wall;

she made rabbits out of them, joined,

and tried to choke the fellow ahead!

he simply tore the Qs, a letter per piece,

made a dust ball, ‘n sling-ed it, eye patch;

she scratched the hell out of the paper;

merely by the click pen, deep impact.

he passed out, she ran out screaming,

he sweared bad; she, a girl scorn look;

in another world, they constrained all,

and the pair finished and left the hall!