Just Like That!

Sunday, December 10, 2006

We would say but don't!

How I landed in this Job.

1. Why did you apply for this job?

I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?

You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4. What would you do if this happened?

Well, it depends on my mindset and mood at that situation...

5. What is your biggest strength?

Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company.

6.What is your biggest weakness?

Girls

7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?

Joining my earlier company and learning that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today.

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?

Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?

Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?

For the same reason why you left your earlier job

11. What do you want from this job?
Good Pay!

12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?

Let me in first.

13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?

Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website.

At this moment, he took the 'H' label and prefixed it in his placard which read 'YOU ARE *IRED!'

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Just Like That

Disciple: Master, I want to scale great heights. I don't know the Way or Goals. I don't even know whether I am capable. Maybe all I want is Happiness. I am just going with the flow. I am not even sure I am ambitious. I just want to live. Maybe I am already doing it. But every now and then, I see people around rushing ahead and my surety...

I am just myself and I don't want to give in. I contemplate and contemplate... I am just one in a million. What if I am not part of the race! Who cares. All I want is happiness. What do I do?

Master: Hmmm.... So you need the GIST ( Great Ideas for Starting Things). Your question is the GIST of this Blog. Just live on.. No philosophies.. No crap. JUST LIKE THAT!